April 2009
126 posts
A few thoughts on "ripping off" designs
In the midst of the “fashion crisis” or any other crisis for that matter, a natural reaction is to become very defensive. Designers are no different. News on “stolen” ideas and copyright infringement in the fashion industry is big news lately. Many designers have been fiercely lobbying for Congressional action that would protect fashion designs. Fabric prints and logos...
Michael Kors gives good tip
The Times Online has an in-depth profile of Michael Kors, filled with quotes and interesting tidbits. He also shares some of his top fashion/dressing tips. Some highlights!
“The fortysomethings are a little nervous until I explain that these pads are not like the old monsters,” he says, whereas “the young ones are, like, what are they?”. At which point Kors leads the doubters to a three-way...
Fast Fashion!
Tragically, the Courtney Love/Madonna reunion at the Met Gala rumors don’t seem to be true. Madonna will join Rihanna, Anne Hathaway, Victoria Beckham and Winona Ryder at Marc Jacobs’ table - but no Love.
“[T]hree-ton pachyderms don’t rate the cultural attention devoted to beautiful clothes-hangers who weigh 100 pounds.” Bravo, New York Times, bravo.
Paula Abdul was...
Editor's note
As I have a final in my property class this afternoon, this will be the last post of the day. Trust me, writing about fashion sure beats studying fee simples. I’ll be back tomorrow!
Fast Fashion!
We’ve discussed 80s jackets and jeans, but there’s one 80s trend I refuse to showcase - bad makeup. Apparently, it too is back in style. God help us all.
The director of the Vogue documentary The September Issue shocks, SHOCKS the world by revealing that Anna’s secret to success is that she “always gets her way. She’s the master of that.”
Prada saw a...
“I can walk in flat shoes, but I’m better in heels.”
– Naomi Campbell, a woman after my own heart. Via Vogue.
Sex and the City 2: Unfortunately, it's on →
Chris Noth, the lone hold-out, has given in and signed on to reprise his role as Mr. Big. The only way this excursion will be tolerable is if Pat Field returns to do the clothes (hopefully sans the egregious use of paid placements that sullied the first film). Also, click through for the obligatory horse puns in the article and commentary.
Tuesday's Tip
Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under ‘t.
-Lady Macbeth
Spring is well underway and summer is just around the corner. This evokes images of flirty frocks and feminine touches for us gals, but there’s a fine line between girly and juvenile. I’m in favor of taking things down a notch with a little bit of punk rock sensibility. If you have on a full, floral...
Fast Fashion!
Rumors abound regarding Victoria Beckham’s presence in New York and her possible date for the Met Costume Ball. Will she go with new benefactor Georgio Armani? Or will host Marc Jacobs snag her away? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.
Model Karlie Kloss talks baking with other models and admits her “must haves” are “whatever trade the designers will be throwing my...
Fast Fashion!
Some girls have all the luck. Salma Hayek had her second wedding ceremony with fashion mogul/billionaire François-Henri Pinault this weekend in Venice. She wore a stunning, custom Balenciaga gown.
Rumor has it that Saks will be discounting new merchandise 40% on Mother’s Day weekend. Be sure to note the fabulous tumblr tipster credited!
PRAY HARDER GUYS. Forever 21 took another...
Is it over yet?
What did we learn this week? Let’s review!
Floral dresses - absolutely worth splurging on.
Novelty animal sweaters - dear God, please snub them.
Don’t ask why Karl Lagerfeld is wearing a denim jacket. The real question is - why aren’t you?
Luxury fashion designers want your sympathy - they don’t deserve it.
Kat Jennings hates on size 0s, feels my wrath/sass.
“We spent the whole day together, and he can talk about anything- literature,...”
– Lucky bitch Emma Watson on spending time with Karl Lagerfeld.
Menswear memo
Need to get rid of the post-holiday paunch, in a manly way?
The authors of wildly successful diet book Skinny Bitch are releasing a guy’s guide called Skinny Bastard on Monday. Publishers claim Bastard is “a testosterone repackaging of basically the same book, prepared in a way that will get the message out to men.” Just don’t expect any more masculine meals of steak and creamed...
Fast Fashion!
Gisele made over $1,000,00 betting on soccer games. Does this mean she can retire from modeling?? I could forgive just being an overrated model, but then she had to go and marry the worst quarterback in the NFL (Go Colts/Giants!). Fingers crossed for retirement!
Marc Jacobs is supposedly bringing Courtney Love and Madonna to the Met Costume Gala. SO happy to have an excuse to post this...
Fast Fashion!
Matthew Williamson’s H&M line went on sale this morning. Madness ensued, buying limits were likely not enforced so now you can pay double for the pieces on eBay!
I’m starting to think Kate Moss wants to encourage those pregnancy rumors. Last night her Balmain dress was a wee bit tight and ripped opened at the seams. Good to know those Balmain pieces are made so well! Worth...
"Just get me a really big closet"
If your closet is looking more like a dull depository for your duds than an inviting showcase for your hard-earned clothes and accessories, then it’s time for a makeover. You may not need an helicopter hangar to store all your couture, the way supermodel Claudia Schiffer does, but don’t you owe it to yourself to revamp the space where you start your day? Whether you crave a closet that’ll rival...
“I’m so happy. I think it’s going to be horribly vulgar in a...”
– Marc Jacobs to Hamish Bowles on his eponymous line and Louis Vuitton F/W 2009 collections, respectively.
Fast Fashion!
Who says magazines aren’t hiring? Rachel Bilson landed a gig as a fashion editor at In Style. Solely based upon merit, I’m sure.
Hold the line! The New York Times visits Top Shop, laments the lines and dominance of 80s pieces, leading to another less than stellar review.
“Celebrity” “designer” Lauren Conrad is launching a line for Kohl’s. I would...
Rachel Zoe - stylist, designer, discriminator?
Blackbook reports Rachel Zoe has taken to Craigslist in search of a new minion to appear as her intern in the next season of The Rachel Zoe Project. I know - snooze. What will make you die? She’s possibly illegally limiting her search to men!
“A well known celebrity stylist is looking for a male intern to help with various duties. The business also deals with creative services, so an...
“People are obsessed. Like, do you have anything better to do than not eat and...”
– Kat Jennings in NYLON, via Jezebel. Listen, honey. It’s no more approprate to deride small women and claim they don’t eat and obsessive work out than it is to claim all overweight people just sit on their asses and gorge all day.
Just to let you know, Kat, I’m a size zero. And...
Fast Fashion!
Do your part on Earth Day and help save the planet by purchasing a $1000+ Louis Vuitton bag, which I’m sure is made of non-recycled leather. LV will donate 15% of the sale to Al Gore’s charity.
Many designers are still upset that us plebeians got a shot at buying their overpriced luxury goods in the great, massive sales sparked by Saks last fall, so don’t expect massive...
Fast Fashion!
Valentino Group’s profits fell 7% in 2008. Shocking! Just shocking considering they let one of the greatest designers ever to show on the runways slip away, then fired his talented successor for two accessories designers.
Marc by Marc Jacobs launches adorable, impractical and most likely over-priced swim line.
Men - you can be on the cutting edge of fashion! Designers are beginning...
Posh to join gym, sun to rise in west?
Famous hater of flats and eschewer of gym-going, Victoria Beckham has signed up with LA Sports Club. Just don’t expect to find her on the treadmills.
An insider at the gym told The Mail on Sunday that the mother of three, who turned 35 on Friday, has enrolled in private Pilates classes, which promise to strengthen and tone core stomach and back muscles – and boost pelvic strength.
The...
Is it over yet?
What did we learn this week? Let’s review!
The definition of actively unattractive, and some illustrative examples.
Rompers, jumpsuits, playsuits - call them what you will, they’re very hot this spring, but deals still abound.
You know what that new baby in your life needs? A Karl Lagerfeld teddy bear.
Models can do more than just pose - they can also date! Good for them!
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Menswear Memo
Saggy pants wearers go a-courtin’
The New York Times featured the legal battle over a law banning nearly bared bums in Riveria Beach, Florida. For some bizarre reason, the government is comparing their right to ban sagging drawers with trees!
Mayor Masters frowned through Ms. Rousso’s testimony. He said cities should have the right to maintain social standards, just as they can...
Fast Fashion!
Sasha Baron Cohen’s fashion farce Brüno managed to score an “R” rating. It’ll be released in the US on July 10.
Grazia test-walks the heeless Nina Ricci boots from Olivier’s last collection. Turns out they’re quite walkable! My dream job, heel test-walker. Anyone hiring for that?
NYLON is branching out, launches record label. I bet the acts are going...
“Do you know that your name comes from a half-goddess in Northern mythology?”
– Karl Lagerfeld to Sirgrid Agren for Interview Magazine. Whatta man - design genius and mythology expert.